A FUN SHORT STORY CHOOSE A TOPIC :D?

kso i have to make a short story only using 55 words, none over none less. search some up then come back :P now u have an idea of them and they are so cool bec the climax is like OMG and yea. so i have 2 ideas, either the barber giving the perfect haircut to someone then chopping there head off, or someone trying to murder someone and right when they think they loose the murder, hes standing right there ;P so which one sounds better and any ideas :D?